My observations from reading various FB statuses:
Monday: Dear God I need a job. I can’t keep my head above water
Tuesday: Dear Lord, If you provide me with a job, my life would be so much easier. Please God hear my prayer
Wednesday: I HAVE AN INTERVIEW!!!
Thursday: I haven’t heard back from them yet. Please let me get this job
Friday: I GOT THE JOB!!!
Saturday: I can’t believe they have me working overnight AND on a weekend. What is wrong with these people?!?
Sunday: I need to look for a new job because these people are trippin thinking they gonna have me working weekends.
Monday: Dear God I need ANOTHER job. One where I don’t have to work weekends.
^^^we live in a world where our prayers are answered, yet we continue to complain!! When will we ever be satisfied?
—The Ignant Intellectual