The Blog to the Proletariats:

Dear Patriarchy, Racism, & Hegemony,
I am female. I don’t need empowerment. I need you three (in particular) to kill yourselves.
Sincerely,
The Ignant Intellectual a/k/a “Female Empowerment” is Reactionary & Tolerant

“So when did females walking in heels like newborn calves become the latest trend?”
—The Ignant Intellectual

I ABSOLUTELY adore imperfections and impediments. Certain dental imperfections will hook me every time (front tooth gaps, that tooth that juts out the gum kinda higher than others, the crooked second/third tooth slightly resting gently on the one next to it. Yesssssss!!! **swoons**). Certain speech “impediments” make me smile. Certain lisps? Yesss!! How even as adults, some of us can’t pronounce the letter “u”? **swoons** Words like “few”, “infusion”, “screw”. Despite this fact, ain’t nobody have the balls to tell Kanye that “frew brews” on Clique ain’t the business? Nooooobody couldn’t help him pronounce “few brews”??!! Nope. Nobody? OK. That’s cool.
—The Ignant Intellectual

Dear “Other Women”,
Do not let the smoove taste of Hollywood fool you. You ain’t Olivia Pope he ain’t Fitzgerald Grant. Shonda Rhimes is not the author & finisher of your fate. Meaning, he is not leaving his wife to be with you. The end.
Sincerely,
The Ignant Intellectual

Dear Dudes,
If you and ya boy are riding around and y’all pick up his lady. GIT YO ASS OUT THE PASSENGER SIDE AND GET IN THE BACK. The end. She should not be in the backseat while you remain on the passenger side. The end.
Sincerely,
The Ignant Intellectual

Shout out to the Christians and straight folk who think about ‘gay sex’ more than gay people do! #WeSeeYou

—The Ignant Intellectual

Y’all dudes is TRIPPIN! Y’all want a broad with a tight vagina but some of y’all penises and scrotum look like they been thru the Third World War. FOHWTBS! Take a FEW seats.
—The Ignant Intellectual

You know you ain’t a spring chicken when songs from your own teenage years are being remade by these chirren artists. #PoeticJusticeKendrickLamar #SayMyNameDrake
—The Ignant Intellectual

“The word ‘like’ should be stated in a sentence a MAXIMUM of 3 times, and that’s a stretch. The overuse & abuse of this word must like totally like cease…like right now.”
—The Ignant Intellectual

“If I ever had to end my love affair with Sweet Tea, I would surely have no reason for living.”
—The Ignant Intellectual